SCARY CELL PHONE MIME REDUX

World #1 Purveyor of MIme/Cell Phone Stuff

Have you heard? We were just voted World #1 Purveyor of Mice/Cell Phone Stuff

TYPICAL EURO-MIME-TRASH SLAVING TO THE WHIMS OF GIANT CELL PHONE OLIGARCHS.

WRONG WAY ASSHOLE!

"Hey, that's not even a phone!"

IF THIS MIME WERE HOLDING A CELL PHONE, THIS PHOTO WOULD BE PERFECT.

"FRIENDLESS DOUCHE-BAG CELL PHONE MIME"

TOO BAD TO SHARE! NOW THAT'S BAD!

(seriously. this video is terrible. never watch it.)

BAD DRESSER. GOOD LISTENER.

Courtesy Italian Association of Mime Artists

IT'S 2009, GET A CELL PHONE.

P.S. NAPLES GUIDE, hire a new Art Director.

LEAST TERRIBLE MIME/PHONE VIDEO YET. ALMOST FUNNY.

BECAUSE HE'S A MIME, OR BECAUSE HE'S DEAD? WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

(QUASI) PROPS TO CHAD AND ANDY (!)

As the world's foremost mime/phone expert, i have to recognize this; the cell phone joke (attempt) is at the end. Quasi-props to chad & andy for their film: "A Break from Silence"

WAY TO GO GUYS!

SCREAMING MIMES "Man on the phone" Live @ WKNU

Marceau is dead or he'd use a cell phone too.

Flamboyant Scottish Cell Phone Mime!

"Meet me at the park. I'll be the mime wearing a red scarf."

CELL PHONE COMPANY MANAGEMENT RULE 1

MUST HAVE MIME PROMOTION.

"C'MON. PICK UP..."

Look at this guy. No wonder he's alone and friendless.

SCARY CELL PHONE MIME!

His fingers say peace, but his mask says stay back or I will cut you.

"MAN, MY THUMBS HURT"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME AT WORK."