WRONG WAY ASSHOLE!

"Hey, that's not even a phone!"

IF THIS MIME WERE HOLDING A CELL PHONE, THIS PHOTO WOULD BE PERFECT.

"FRIENDLESS DOUCHE-BAG CELL PHONE MIME"

TOO BAD TO SHARE! NOW THAT'S BAD!

(seriously. this video is terrible. never watch it.)

BAD DRESSER. GOOD LISTENER.

Courtesy Italian Association of Mime Artists

IT'S 2009, GET A CELL PHONE.

P.S. NAPLES GUIDE, hire a new Art Director.

LEAST TERRIBLE MIME/PHONE VIDEO YET. ALMOST FUNNY.

BECAUSE HE'S A MIME, OR BECAUSE HE'S DEAD? WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

(QUASI) PROPS TO CHAD AND ANDY (!)

As the world's foremost mime/phone expert, i have to recognize this; the cell phone joke (attempt) is at the end. Quasi-props to chad & andy for their film: "A Break from Silence"

WAY TO GO GUYS!

SCREAMING MIMES "Man on the phone" Live @ WKNU

Marceau is dead or he'd use a cell phone too.

Flamboyant Scottish Cell Phone Mime!

"Meet me at the park. I'll be the mime wearing a red scarf."

CELL PHONE COMPANY MANAGEMENT RULE 1

MUST HAVE MIME PROMOTION.

"C'MON. PICK UP..."

Look at this guy. No wonder he's alone and friendless.

SCARY CELL PHONE MIME!

His fingers say peace, but his mask says stay back or I will cut you.

"MAN, MY THUMBS HURT"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME AT WORK."

AUSTRIAN MIMES CONFERENCE '09

Apparently the mime on cell phone craze has gone global. Check out this mime seen in VIenna. thanks etinwien!

RUSSIAN BEGGAR MIMES CAN'T BE CHOOSERS

This is technically a cordless phone, but considering the meager content of this blog represents pretty much the world's library of mime on cell phone images, i'm counting it. besides, it's still like 1987 in russia. they probably don't even have cell phones yet.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

"DON'T FUCK WITH ME MARLENA!"

RETRO CELL PHONE MIME!

I don't know what they're talking about, but this lady means business.

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TEXT DIRTY TO ME

You think she's texting that charlie chaplin dude?

THE CONVERSATION

MIMES WITH CELL PHONES

MIMES FOR CELL PHONES

"CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'VE GOT A CANNON IN MY EAR."

"I TAKE MYSELF SO SERIOUSLY...

...WHY WON'T ANYBODY ELSE?"

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

Not a cell phone but I'm counting it.